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I shall post sometin interesting.

Once upon a time, within e crust of earth, a legendary battle was goin on. It shook e sky and caused tsunami and earth quake (nt e one tat hit indonesia). A daring explorer name jinhao went to explore tis event which change e entire history of DOTA.

Jin Hao dug out fossils which help him to understand tis event and through e study of sendimentary rocks and soil, he was able organise his thoughts and reiterate e entire event. The following write up is quoted from jinhao s diary.

" The battle was on within e crust of earth, at a temperature of over 10000 degree celsius. No one witness e battle as e high temperature was intolerable. The battle started when SA (stealth assasin) use his blade and slashed BB (bristleback) 's back. The cause of tis battle is mainly due to SA s cousin, satyre assasin accidentaly purged bristleback s cousin lanternbreaker who was being chased by 5 heros, causing him to be fingered, impaled, voodooed, sonic waved, screamed, shadown striked, doomed, viper striked and infernoed. Although he was later revived into spirit breaker and still holding his lantern, he now become unaproachable as he ll automatically use his lantern to push others away. So his cousin bristleback was pissed. He dug out a lump of mucus from his nose and rub it on spiritbreaker 's ass, Vowing to take revenge for him.

He sent a email requesting a battle with satyre assasin. Bud satyre nvr go to any of e lanes to soak up xp athus he was of a very low lvl. Although lantern breaker's death caused him to gain till lvl 2, he added e wrong skill and learned stats. So wif only one lvl of purge, he was unable to match the legendary bristleback who was at lvl 25. So he begged him to go imitate him, well even though dere is much nid to imitate anyway.

So SA meet bristleback at e mountain top of mount kinabalu. den dey both jump in. Head on, bristleback had an edge over SA due to his incredible strength. However SA was nt afraid of playin sneaky and use underhand method to attack bristleback. He mastered backstab and is able to have bonus effect wen he hit bristleback s back. He also picked up a ring on e floor and wear it, rendering himself perma invisibility. bristeback was on a distinct disadvantage as his quill spray and only reach non-invisible units. moreover, due to high temperature and low humidity, all his mucus dried up and he carn spit out any to slow SA down. Bud as SA was slashing his back, blood tat oozed out dried up and hardened of his back forming bristleback's bristleback. As a pig, he was especially terrified of being slaughtered, so he gone berserk and start whacking madly, his attack and movement spd increase greatly. However SA also has his secret weapon. After training for ages, he was able to blink and strike and e target wif incredible precision. Although it was nt useful in this occasion, this ought to be mentioned. The heat cause SA to feel extremely hot and and he started breathing out smoke. This choke bristleback, cosing him and have tears in his eyes, missing attacks. Bud as e heat evaporates bristleback's mucus, his nose was no longer block, he blow away e smoke and defeated SA. since e real SA was dead, satyre assasin become e new SA."

Sry if dere post is nt funni, cos i really too tired and feeling very low.